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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net -3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 30 points 5 months ago

tbh I'd probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they'll be sitting ducks otherwise!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fainting isn't going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

Someone better than me with more training will come by!

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least call cops or something my dude :)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago

Yea, I'm not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.

Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 months ago

When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words