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[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Skipcast@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

You're not supposed to eat the onion bro

[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao, damn, I forgot to check what community this was. I definitely believe that they would do such a shitty thing, though.

Satire is truly dead

[–] Skipcast@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

It is 100% believable.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I ate the onion too. This is 100% something Reddit would do - give it a year and there's a solid chance you and I will be puking that onion back up as this becomes reality.