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When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'd like to politely reject the usage of this meme. It's a good meme certainly, but a better usage would be "A senior developer opening VIM on their..."

JIRA is actually hella bloated and slow as ass on anything with less then two teraflops of compute power.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

it is a chonker 🤣

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Non developers on my team just keep Jira and Figma tabs open all day. I think they need beefier machines than I do to support that

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Seconded, it somehow manages to lag on my overclocked 5950X w/ 64GB of RAM. (this may be related to the Dark Mode extension or some shit, however it's still absolutely inexcusable)