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Master negotiator Donald Trump to end Ukraine war by simply giving Russia everything it wants (newsthump.com)

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Trump, who won reelection in November 2024 partly by claiming he could end the Ukraine war in one day, spent his first month in office posting cryptic messages on Truth Social about how the “deep state” was preventing him from implementing his genius plan. Now, with pressure mounting, he has finally delivered on his promise – by offering to surrender on Ukraine’s behalf.

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is why Russia bought the presidency, right? I really don't get why people are still pretending this is news.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 points 4 days ago

...he's been a known russian asset for decades, openly broadcasting it to the world for at least nine years, and a plurality of the electorate are totally fine with that...