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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 84 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I firmly believe this is because we've lost almost all of our world war two veterans. These shitlords kept it under wraps all these years because deep down, they knew pap paw would 100% get up out of his wheelchair to kill one last Nazi.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago

I think we know the solution then.

Be like pap paw