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[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the engine I've worked on it's even less dramatic than deleting a row. It changing a single boolean from 1 to 0.

"Single bit state CHANGED!!!”

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Honestly excel would be more exciting if the commentator from mortal kombat described my actions if I correctly use a function.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly!! Do you know how much happier I'd be at work???

And can you imagine the outlook integration? If an email says "as per my previous email" you get the FATALITY soundbite when you hit send.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

DRAGGED A CELL BY ACCIDENT
RESET ALL THE FILTERS BY ACCIDENT
FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN AND MADE IT CRASH AGAIN, DIPSHIT