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Signing on to Hexbear this morning and seeing dozens of "I'm curious" posts across every comm, realizing that we must have really gotten a live one while I was gone, and tracking down the Patient Zero post. It's like a scavenger hunt for a dumb take. Good times, comrades, keep up the excellent work. 
You were curious and you asked what happened here.