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Lessons learned, newports burned and love lost
chances taken, worldviews shaken, and dice tossed
Wednesday night, muscovite in the brass cup
Muddled mint, double lime, turn its ass up
Smart dude, finger food and a dummy wrist
white watch, jeans cropped and he dummy thick
Tinder date's rather late, but I shrug it off
My boy texts, calls twice, but I turn it off
Heart skips three ticks when she walks in
Fairer sex, iphone X, and the lu lu lemon
lankly loner pops a boner with eye contact
awkward rizz, champagne fizz, get her contact
"Baby I gotta know your name"
Some botany
What's your claim to fame
sodomy
HMO, benefits, low deductible
Couldn't last, I was such a fool
World's my oyster I'mma split it with my bitch Hazel.
World's my oyster I'mma split it with my bitch Hazel.
My heart smoulders
Embers glow even though there ain't no wind
Rolled the boulder, burden shouldered
It's totally the end
She ignites my mind
that shit disrupts my grind
Thirty six sub munitions and no read receipt
Emptiness, overnight with a hand receipt
They were internal, little lies, shoddy disguise
Put it on tailored it with my own two eyes
Could I have been tougher?
Paused the game masked like 2020
No birds harmed making it tender
The rat butcher sliced the deepest cut: "I told ya"
Need a shrink, broke my heart, that witch Hazel
A happy accident was how the raw take made "Ain't no wind" sound like "ignorant", the double entendre making me seem cleverer than I am.