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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I miss every point, I'm far too fast

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you a child physically, or just mentally?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weren't you trolling on another part of the thread? I already forgave you, but you're back at it with more conversational terrorism. What's with the dark patterns, friend? You some sort of bad actor type?

As for your question, I am neither. I am a genetically modified oak leaf that has gained sentience (unrelated to the genetic modification - that only made me glow in the dark) and manipulated a pack of squirrels to steal a cell phone from a hiker, typing for me in exchange for acorns and the occassional drip of morning dew.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

No i wasn't. You're the child trolling in this post as a response to everyone rightfully telling you you're wrong.

I never asked for your forgiveness. I couldn't care less what you think of me.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

That is very rude of you, I've already told you I am a sentient oak leaf and yet you continuously refer to me as a child. Why the bigotry? Please desist the harassment, friend.