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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying (theonion.com)
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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fascist cries out in pain as he strikes you, and also claims that that's actually what his victims are doing.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" *REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone*