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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can just order without explaning, its a restaurant, not a CIA interrogation.

Or just order in app and not have to talk much anyway...

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I got the joke and all, but just on the side: if you get to the till and you're still in a call with your friend about their order then you are holding up everyone in the queue and pissing off the staff.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I have done this, except legitimately, for my wife. She texted me in advance, because Chipotle is Chipotle. People know what they want when they play the "initially fresh ingredients, maintained and prepared by teenagers" salmonella lottery.

Our intrepid overeater here could have just looked down a few times and got the same benefits.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Would it be better to piss on the staff, or...?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That would still beat "Okay Charlie, what do you want?" right when getting to the till.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

taking notes

resturaunt staff are some wild freaks