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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That is a snack.

An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was added automatically at 15%, but I can't read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.

[โ€“] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Champagne or wine and orange juice.

[โ€“] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

(We call that a mimosa, and they are delicious)