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[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

(Say it aloud.)

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 4 points 5 days ago

That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

You're welcome!

And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 1 points 5 days ago

Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He's a super senior at around 20–21 years old.

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no i-dear.

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow to no legs?

Ground beef

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