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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

these are just carbonated lies

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

if they're not from the Mensonge region of France, they're just sparkling lies.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

that is blantantly false.

Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That's how it gets its color.

Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*