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[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I used to work with a guy that (like clockwork) after every break would come back sneezing and sniffling and he never stopped moving. We all knee what was going on, but noone ever said anything because he got so much done during those 30 mins.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, from an employer's perspective a blind eye might be the best policy for this sort of thing.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not from a liability standpoint though.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

What's that? This food ain't gonna prep itself

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, 9 out of ten corporate lawyers probably recommend the no coke in bathroom sign from that standpoint...

Hey, how was I to know they were doing coke in the bathroom? It's against policy, and I don't peep at people in the bathroom.

Boom, plausible deniability secured.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to do coke, until a took an arrow to the knee.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I used to smoke weed.
I still do, but I used to, too.