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[–] Lupus@feddit.org 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do I have to bring my own cattle prod or do they provide those?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I believe the school system provides those for free.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Then they'll be issued guns

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm concerned how powerful these cattle prods are that the Department of Energy is involved /s

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 2 points 11 months ago

"I hooked mine up to a car battery, sends a third grader flying 'cross the room I tell ya" - some hillbilly probably