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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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(This is a shitpost in response to a deleted shitpost)

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ACTUALLY, there is no burger inside of it. The Burger is the cow part. Checkmate, Atheist!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next you'll be telling me a hot dog isn't a type of taco.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But some sandwiches are burgers like that bacon chicken burger you posted.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then funyuns and burger rings are sushi, but sashimi is sometimes toast

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This really is a Picasso perspective on things. Now I know he was just craving calzones this whole time.

Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Today I'll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast...

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

The top layer of pastry in a pop tart is perforated through to the filling, so I would argue that it doesn't count as a bread, which would make the pop tart a toast.

M&Ms are calzones...

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some sandwiches are burgers but it needs steak to be a burger

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard of a steak burger.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"my local pub said so" fallacy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

Your mother said a lot of things. I didn't know how religious she was.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

I dont get the joke.. Eat it, have sex with it, take it apart and rub it on your face. None of that intersects with my world at all. As long as you dont rub it on children I'd say we're good.