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[-] Nfntordr@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

[-] spader312@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.

[-] DaBabyAteMaDingo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!

[-] Nfntordr@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it's probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh

[-] DaBabyAteMaDingo@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Don't use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.

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