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[-] blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Had some dude in DFW act like I was both deaf and retarded when I asked him if my laptop had to be in a separate bin, lol….. it changes every time I swear

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I got through Des Moines with a laptop in my carry-on no problem, but I got blue glove frisked in front of everyone because my bra had too many straps on the back.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

It’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago

Congrats, this is the saddest thing I've read all month and it's fucking Christmastime.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 3 days ago

Oh, that reminds me. If I book a flight on christmas, maybe I'll get the TSA present.

this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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