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[–] blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Had some dude in DFW act like I was both deaf and retarded when I asked him if my laptop had to be in a separate bin, lol….. it changes every time I swear

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got through Des Moines with a laptop in my carry-on no problem, but I got blue glove frisked in front of everyone because my bra had too many straps on the back.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s so strange, as a middle-aged dude I never get frisked…🤔🤔🤔

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

As a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Congrats, this is the saddest thing I've read all month and it's fucking Christmastime.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago

Oh, that reminds me. If I book a flight on christmas, maybe I'll get the TSA present.