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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Be me

McDonald's Cashier

Got Paper's Please during the Steam Summer Sale(Tm)

Finally got to play it

Showupforwork.jpg.exe

Feeling funny at work

"Can I see your papers please?"

Guy looks surprised but obliges

WTF it worked???

Look at the ID

It says he's 76 years old

Look at the name

Kill D. CEO

Picture is the kid from Superbad

Make a copy of it in the copy machine right by the fryer

"Thank you sir, your food will be right out"

Try to alert the police

They show up before my 911 call connects

Guys I think I just made $60,000!!

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

New site tagline dropped

hero-of-socialist-labor

this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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