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[–] spectre@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know greyhound is a fuck but I thought he'd be a little farther away after 5 days than Pennsylvania

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That too

Hard to believe he prepared for everything and only made it a couple hundred miles away

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

new ultramarathon will drop soon because of this

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Cross-country death race, only rule is you can't drive yourself

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Laz is now paying close attention

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"got from manhattan to altoona in 5 days huh? bet i could beat that running on the AT..."

5 days, starts in central Park and goes West. You need to find shell casings that have hints for where the finish line is and what city it's in.

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spectre@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

true. I'm just thinking that it's possible that he wasn't as on top of things as his initial escape led us to believe. hard to say quite yet, but this is some incredible foolishness right now.

dark horse third option: someone was just like "ok call the tip in bro, let's waste their time for another couple days until they figure out that I framed myself" lol. Probably not tho.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

omg that would be incredible direct action

sympathetic third party actor gets released from jail on Friday, obtains a bunch of stuff to incriminate himself, then gets himself arrested. it takes cops two days to figure out that he was in jail during the murder and our sympathetic actor walks

jail is just a substitute plot device here for any incontrovertible alibi that you are certain can get you off

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

They claim the guy took a greyhound into the city so unless his alibi was in NYC, it's probably not that