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submitted 1 year ago by Amilo159@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 55 points 1 year ago

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

It's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bear salt, obviously.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

wipes white powder from my nose...

"Excuse me..."

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.

[-] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I swear, I saw a video on this…

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

El Mao

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!

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