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[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

If I were a cheese, I would be a Gorgonzola. It’s not a popular cheese and can be quite salty with a bite from my blue veining. However, there are devout followers who love to crumble it on a boring salad to make it interesting.

[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

It made for a good pizza at bimbos.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

and on a steak!

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

OMG, Bimbos, there’s a blast.

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know about cheese at all, and only eat tasty cheddar, Colby, or parmesan (and don't even think I've ever tried anything else), so I asked GPT:

You are Gorgonzola. Complex, bold, and quietly powerful—because even the subtlest blue leaves a lasting impression.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I tend to gravitate toward the familiar as well.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

okay okay, what cheese would i be

havarti , sweet, creamy and a little nutty

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know you but I feel like it’s a perfect summation

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

have you ever had a havarti melt in a big fresh butter croissant 🤤

[-] Eagle@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Spreadable Goats cheese in the tub from Aldi. Cheap and spread thinly.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be a vintage cheddar. An acquired taste.

[-] Eagle@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

One of those crumbly Mersey Valley types?

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t sell yourself short. There’s always room for you on the platter haha

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'll be near the crackers

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also love vintage cheddar…

Man, all this cheese talk got me hungry…

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Feta. Salty and crumbles easily.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Another fantastic salad addition, we would be lost without Feta.

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it's a bit intense but you know life's better with feta.

[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be that cheddar you get in the box off the non refrigerated shelf. Odd, tasty and melts a lot better than you'd expect.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

You have a long shelf life?

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Triple Brie with Truffle: Overpriced bougie BS, probably synthetic, but heat/spread yadda yadda.

(I also typed less resistance, but either way, cheese = smut. 😂)

[-] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ricotta. Soft, kinda sweet, makes things creamy, can be easy to forget about in the back of the fridge.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I love ricotta. I use it in my lasagna instead of bechamel

[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think I'd be a Red Leicester. Basic cheddar style with a bit of sauce mixed in.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Basic, but willing to be a bit saucy?!

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing against you!

Gongonzola cheese has the tang of a fungal illness to my tongue. 💀

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thass wuss up.😂

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, I'm allergic to penicillin.

(Yes, I know many say the cheese doesn't count, I prefer not to risk it)

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

We aren’t listing our various ailments. You have to tell us what kind of cheese you would be.🥸

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ahhh!

I'd be the grated tasty cheese in the pack, in the chilled shelves; ready for any homemade pizza and pasta 👩🏼‍🍳😙👌🏼

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ready for anything. Any day. A generalist. Dependable.

[-] Eagle@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Eaten quickly by the handful while no one else is in the kitchen.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'll be raclette; hot and good with pickled meat.

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Jeebus, I’m dying with all this cheese…

🤤🤤🤤

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I’m extra tasty cheddar.

Aged, cheap, and rather sharp.

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