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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

We did it! Capitalism saved the planet from WWIII!

Now we just tidy up a bit...

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Sitting up? Check out these gym rats...

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

What on earth is going on with that helicopter?

[-] DaGeek247@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago

It made the mistake of being AI generated.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Mad lad hanging from the rotor blades

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

They're filming numa numa yay 2

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hot new AI design. Dangle a person and have three rotors.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She put the burger on the gd floor like damn bich you know we got plates right?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Just on the floor and as big as an air fryer, this is straight out of cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They come wrapped in the plate ffs.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Burger's big enough there might actually be a plate under there somewhere.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, it's a message of hope. In a true dystopia she'd have a bag of sliders they charge regular prices for, but instead she's got a mega-burger.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Glad to see freedom still rings during WW3.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s bothering me thinking of how you would eat that. Maybe you cut it like a wedding cake and serve slices.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Selfish bastard didn't get milady any milk

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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