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What's your "weird flex"? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by frosch@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Mine‘s getting so accustomed to cold showers that I a) absolutely do not mind cold water for swimming etc. anymore and b) could not enjoy warm or hot showers anymore. They just weren’t nice at all.

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[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 3 weeks ago

I ran over 1000 miles in 2023! I've taken an 8.5" circumference toy anally!

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 3 weeks ago

Are the two related?

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

Only in that they happened before my life fell apart several months ago and they're about the only interesting things about me I could come up with

[-] frosch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Congrats on your personal achievements, as I reckon they both required quite some determination, training and stretching!

Were those things related… thematically or chronologically?

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not really, I'd started running like 2 years before starting toying and running with stuff it would end up chafing you terribly. Life kind of came to a crashing halt and I haven't run since March and still can't really fit half the things I used to

[-] iii@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

Were those by choice or necessity?

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha definitely by choice, you're not fitting something that size in someone unless they've worked up to it

[-] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I hope these two achievements aren't related.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Only in that they happened before life got really terrible

[-] captnanonymous@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry you're going through that. I'm in a pretty bad place myself, and have been for what feels like forever. I hope things get better for you.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Possible interpretations:

They've run a distance of 1,000 miles while wearing a butt plug.
The 1000 miles is the distance the device has moved back and forth within their rectum.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, too hard to run with a plug in without it chafing you terribly

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