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Missing a slam-dunk headline (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Are there any cis furries in tech that aren’t on amphetamines?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

The ones that are were probably all grabbed up by the US Navy to work on the Nuclear Submarines.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is the navy we’re talking about…

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you're referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can't have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it's an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

New concept: submarine aces

[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

lol fair enough.

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