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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 109 points 3 days ago

Fun fact: mountains are big.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 63 points 3 days ago

Not-so-fun fact: He'll have to be rescued with taxpayer money

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago
[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island

[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

You've just triggered a memory. Something about vehicles zooming around Lego Island. Were you able to get out of them while they were moving so that they kept going?

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Oh I have no idea, I remember very little of that game. Something about a helicopter crash and a race you had to use the skateboard for. It was the fastest vehicle.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I don't believe so, no

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago

Probably will find a half pipe somewhere.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Mountain valleys are nature's halfpipes writ large.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Boring fact: The highest pass he'll have to cross on his journey looks like this:

If he'll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Meanwhile a normal mountain pass in the normal world:

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

That's just the section of the map for drift challenges

[-] nave@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago
[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 days ago

Probably that the US is No. 1 in paving straight over every available surface. And that they will move mountains to do it apparently.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Do you see the picture? What's confusing to you?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Could also get snowed in somewhere or unable to get to shelter during a major storm.

I mean he should get to the East Coast around 70 days from now, what are the chances he'll see snow before January 30th. Guess he can turn around and ride back through the Appalachian Mountains in February. No snow there right?

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Another fact: Society failed to educate him properly using taxpayer money.

Perhaps society deserves to face the consequences of its actions.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

I agree with you and have even more to add -

Even more fun fact - the taxpayer money that will likely eventually be used to rescue this person, potentially saving their life, is an infinitesimal waste compared to so very many other things. I'm not ever going to shame someone or expect them to be billed/prosecuted/etc for their rescue unless they criminally broke the law in order to arrive at that state. (and maybe not even then)

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

You can only teach someone as much as they're willing to learn.

[-] Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

You’ve hit the nail on the head there. They didn’t teach him.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

What about small mountains tho

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You keep your mouth shut

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Aren't those hills tho

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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