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[–] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 188 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 134 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 103 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

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[–] Zron@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 188 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 127 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 68 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (6 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 82 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 58 points 10 months ago (9 children)

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

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[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, just look at Trump. Functional illiteracy is a real thing in the US.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (9 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (5 children)

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Not many sites seem to deal in distance when talking about replacing skateboard wheels, but I was able to find this:

https://skateboardscan.com/skateboard-wheels-last/

So according to that he'd need 10-30 sets of skateboard wheels to cross the country.

Of course if you're just riding on the side of highways in a straight line forever you could probably get a little more out of them since you're not doing any precision work or tricks.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 29 points 10 months ago

Chad Caruso did it last year using just one set of wheels. New record too (57 days).

https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/

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[–] xyz1195@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (17 children)

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Lol, what a country

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