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[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 10 months ago

If Donald Trump goes to prison, he would likely go to a federal prison. Conjugal visits are not a federal right, so Trump would not enjoy conjugal visits with Melania.

She wouldn’t enjoy them either.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

When Donald Trump goes to prison, he'll likely be held in a federal military facility.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

ship him off to gitmo. keep him 'safe' and away from the public and media.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Military? You spelled Mental wrong..

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You both spelled "his house" wrong. If he lives long enough to see the end of a trial he'll get house arrest for who knows what reason.

[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Strip him of his citizenship and dump him at the Mexican border. Do it.

[-] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

What so he can climb that wall? Please record it

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

With him? Probably never has.

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

She ain’t ~~coming.~~ cumming

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Only took you 5 days to get the joke?

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Only until i take my own life 👍

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

You could try online yoga instead.

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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