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What are your jokes for younger children? (lemmy.world)

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My daughter is 5 now. She's discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I've also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

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[-] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I would suggest a book of jokes specifically for kids. Like this one.

https://a.co/d/fzOsG4b

It's free on Kindle Unlimited. You don't even have to let your daughter know that you're getting them from a book.

[-] halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 8 points 1 week ago

Assuming Kindle Unlimited is a paid service, the book isn't free.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

everything is free if you know where to look for it 🏴‍☠️

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Be careful you're not getting something written by AI that is not just terrible, but completely inappropriate. A human author could also do that, but...

[-] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Funny thing about this on is that my wife actually ghost wrote it. A few of the jokes in it are my creation.

We don't get money from the sales. We just think it's cool that it's out in the world.

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