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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)

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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 70 points 2 days ago

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

"Companions"

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Escorts 🍷

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It gives a whole new meaning to my buddy's Ford escort.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024

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