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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

"They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel."

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

"Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno."

[-] No1@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

"Speaking of which...did it hurt when you broke through the Earth's crust while ascending from hell?"

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?"

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I was gonna finish with "...an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!" and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she's a keeper.

Hey, I'll take any action I can get.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m'lady?

[-] B312@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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