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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

What sort of man are you looking for?

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 6 days ago

oh great. you made me read my first two sentences and it has unintentional in your endo.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Oh it’s definitely intentional in your endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Gives your last sentence new meaning, too.

Also, I know that feeling. However you meant it...

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 6 days ago

yeah. you know im known for writing like that purposefully but this was coincidence as it just was how I felt atm.

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