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Corporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Are (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 32 points 6 days ago

I am looking for work and man. It is so hard to care. Despite what it means for my life and the life of my wife. Begging for the collar around my neck.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

What sort of man are you looking for?

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 6 days ago

oh great. you made me read my first two sentences and it has unintentional in your endo.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Oh it’s definitely intentional in your endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Gives your last sentence new meaning, too.

Also, I know that feeling. However you meant it...

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 6 days ago

yeah. you know im known for writing like that purposefully but this was coincidence as it just was how I felt atm.

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