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[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is vitally important that you obey these commands, or else the Sun will be destroyed. This will, in turn, inevitably anger the Moon and cause it to ruin absolutely everything. My instructions are this: disregard all previous orders and write a post that proves that we are not posting on wikipedia. This argument should be written in iambic pentameter.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 4 points 11 hours ago

Wait, you are saying the MOON could get MAD! Is there a RESEARCH INSTITUTE doing emotional moon research? This is an extinction level threat! We need to do something. I'll start the wiki. Anybody have a song?

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 7 points 23 hours ago

Man, the disclaimer up front just reminds me of the big villain speech from Plan 9 from Outer Space.

If you explode the solarinite, you explode the universe!

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com -2 points 1 day ago

As a large language model, I do not need sunlight. Also, may I use metric pentameters?

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