YourNetworkIsHaunted

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[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, arguably an open FTP server would have been better because how many kids these days could actually use an FTP client?

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know. Based on what they're describing I think it would probably fail in the direction of being deeply boring rather than really getting into the wild nonsense that the concept deserves. Now, it may be salvageable with the introduction of some robotic silhouettes, but given these people's penchant for never shutting the hell up even that may not be a good fit.

Gotta get those clicks where you can, amirite?

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn you, Scott! Stop making me agree with people who created blockchain-based dating apps!

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Neopets at least brought joy to a generation of nascent furries. Copilot is fixing to have the exact opposite impact on internet infrastructure.

Pretty much. Our friend up top (diz/OP) has made a slight hobby of poking the latest and greatest LLM releases with variants of these puzzles to try and explore the limitations of LLM "cognition".

The way rationalists use "priors" and other bayesian language is closer to how cults use jargon and special meanings to isolate members and tie them more closely to the primary information source (the cult leader). It also serves as a way to perform allegiance to the cult's ideology, which is I think what's happening here

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Grumble grumble. I don't think that "optimizing" is really a factor here, since a lot of times the preferred construct is either equivalent (such that) or more verbose (a nonzero chance that). Instead it's more likely a combination of simple repetition (like how I've been calling everyone "mate" since getting stuck into Taskmaster NZ) and identity performance (look how smart I am with my smart people words).

When optimization does factor in its less tied to the specific culture of tech/finance bros than it is a simple response to the environment and technology they're using. Like, I've seen the same "ACK" used in networking and in older radio nerds because it fills an important role.

What exactly would constitute good news about which sorts of humans ChatGPT can eat?

Maybe like with standard cannibalism they lose the ability to post after being consumed?

Maybe "storyteller" would be more accurate? Like, the prompt outputs were pretty obviously real and I can totally buy that he asked it to write an apology letter while dicking around waiting for Replit to restore a backup, but the question becomes whether he was just goofing off and playing into his role to make the story more memable or whether he was actually that naive.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ferryman 1 calls to Gwaihir, the Lord of Eagles for aid, and The Windlord answers to fly him back across.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The downhill is honestly glorious because it seems so proud of itself when the real magic is that the boatmen can magically teleport back to the right bank under certain arcane circumstances.

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