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UK Royal Rumble - who wins?
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10 has Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds. I reckon the only real challenge would be 13 but combining forces they could take Glasgow and then pick of any lone Highland madman.
10 has a huge numerical advantage over Glasgow, and we could counter their casuals with Mancunian spiceheads. The scousers could be a liability or an asset, but then someone has to stand at the front and get mown down by the initial Highland berzerker charge.
A phalanx of Bootle smackheads would be like trying to punch through a horde of the zombies. No weapons for headshots means the Scots would wear themselves out. If they bought a supply of methadone, they'd probably be able to turn a few too.
If the women from 13 get involved, 13.
They will be using readily available objects as weapons however.
Then they'd be disqualified, as it's "no weapons".
Ah yes, following the rules in a fight... famously well-behaved Scots women.
As Mad Jock MacAdder once described the old highland way of women fighting: "bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby!"
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