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why would grocery store need facial recognition shrug-outta-hecks

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 69 points 1 day ago

If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear vegeta-stare

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

bong badong badong bobong!

(Me haphazardly attempting a ditsy ukulele commercial type beat)

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

whistle whistle

waay oh oh waayoh

stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog

life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.

klinky klink

waaay oh waayoh

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background. agony-turbo I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.

[-] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

i think its a toy xylophone that you're thinking of. It all sounds the fucking same and it causes me physical pain.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Glockenspiel, a serious name for a serious instrument.

[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago

Bellsgame is a serious matter

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yes thank you I think that is the name. I'm too busy training to beat that idiot kakarot to remember the names

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

stomp clap intensifies

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago

bateman-ontological "Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we're doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We're not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!" flashbang

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

nostalgic cover for old song to serenade another way of dehumanizing you and picking you apart for profitable data points commercial-district

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago

"We here at ~~torture nexus~~ believe that you're the product.

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago

what about a bank ad that has piano tunes in it

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