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Anon becomes a "Chad"
(sh.itjust.works)
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Ride MTB, dork.
mfw, I absolutely destroy like a god on MTB
No joke, I was super dangerous on mountain before I was disabled by a driver equivalent of a third grader behind the wheel. Some of my worst crashes were on mountain. I was not super mobile or skilled, but had the legs to fly. I rode a 6in travel carbon cannondale jekyll to try and make up the difference and get myself out of some hairy situations. On an XC bike, I crush all... till I crash.
Mountain is fun, like a vacation, but a mountain bike can only be a friend, while a road bike is like a really great lover. If you know, you know.
Please stop sticking your dick down the seat post hole.
Happy Cakeday! ๐ฐ๐