I just... don't understand... a rapist, felon, traitor, failed businessman, among a looooong list of other shitty traits... how the hell can someone wake up and go, "This guy needs to be President!"?????

Well, I do wake up every day and hope that he becomes president. He is the only one who promises to stop the genocide and suffering of Ukrainians. Dunno how many US citizens care about it, but hopefully it's a non-negligible amount :)

He pisses off the libs, he says it like it is (ie doesn't sound like a politician), and he plays the hits to the conservative base

If you've ever worked in retail you'd know the general public is not very smart.