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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 weeks ago

In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can't wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?

Now imagine a "teen shrek" version.

Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Computer, replicate me a young mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, hot.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Aurora, Illinois Cop... A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead's welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol' stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

The hot is implied, no need to spell it out.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

This must be the She Hulk-StarTrek crossover and the shorten it to Shrek

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970's, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin'. Coming soon to theaters...
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!

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