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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

4 million buy a freight boat

I work in supply chain but not a complete expert but the smallest cheapest working order freight ship I can find for sale is this one for $6MM, doesn't include licensing, crew, insurance and the dreyage/accessorial on live polar bears is gonna cost you big

https://petronav.net/container-ships-for-sale/container-adilia-i-ex-e-r-auckland

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Does it really need to be a big container ship?

Didn't people transport stuff in smaller boats back in the day?

(You still make a valid point though)

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Idk, polar bears are really heavy, and it takes a long time to get from one end of the planet to the other, so you want something secure to store the bears in. That means a bigger ship that can handle angry bears hurling themselves at the walls of their cage, because they will wake up during the journey, and they won't be happy.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Just do it while they're hibernating 4head

For some reason, just imagining this is fucking hilarious. OOP on a shipping container being mutinied by dozens of feral pissed of polar bears

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

they did specify freight! although getting The Cutty Sark back in working order is probably even more costly.

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