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[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Idk, polar bears are really heavy, and it takes a long time to get from one end of the planet to the other, so you want something secure to store the bears in. That means a bigger ship that can handle angry bears hurling themselves at the walls of their cage, because they will wake up during the journey, and they won't be happy.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Just do it while they're hibernating 4head

For some reason, just imagining this is fucking hilarious. OOP on a shipping container being mutinied by dozens of feral pissed of polar bears

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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