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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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[–] odium@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I've stopped worshipping several of the old gods, not just one. Mwahahaha. You can't stop me.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you want to go to the field of reeds after you die or do you want your heart eaten by a crocodile? Because I'm telling you, it won't be Aaru for you my friend. Not on that ferry.

[–] odium@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's fine, I've come to the understanding that capitalism > faith and that I can just bribe Charon with a coin instead to ferry me across.

Besides, I stopped worshipping the moksha type of old gods, not the aaru kind.

[–] Maeve@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

That just gets you across the Lady Styx, it doesn't guarantee your entrance to Hades.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 10 months ago

Just like the old days of Rome -- you don't keep worshiping a god who doesn't make it worth your while. Hey, Jupiter -- what have you don for me lately?