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god I hate living in utah everyone here is mormon

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

“Ok, everyone take your clothes off. We’re gonna shotgun some beers and then do butt stuff”

[-] mizuki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

b-but the bible says premarital sex is the second worse thing to murder! we all need to get married to each other first, then the butt stuff.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

It’s not sex, it’s butt stuff. Shut up and chug another beer

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Let's actually knock two birds off with one stone, lemme grab a funnel.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This guy knows how to party. I’ll get the zip ties and duct tape.

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