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Title. I've been dealing with it for months now and it feels like it's getting worse. Just curious if anyone else here ever had it and got rid of it?

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[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Hmm, these "jock" itches often occur due to diabites, microscopic bites left by the dilosycus crawler. These bites are actually the dilosycus implanting miniature eggs bellow your "jock" skin. They incubate for about 3-4 months before hatching and crawling down the urethra.

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