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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a tour guide at a museum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TIL I’m your AP history teacher (just kidding, but I do enjoy recreationally lying to children)

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was your brother my 6th grade history+english teacher who spent more of class time having recess or playing Risk (the board game) than anything else?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, I’m an only child. But I could ask my sisters whether they have any siblings who fit that description.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or you could just lie and say that yes, that was indeed your brother.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

♫ fun ways to lie ♫
♫ so many fun ways to lie ♫

[–] Skalix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just like my old physics teacher. Heard stories about him telling the students, that Pd (Palladium) is named after him (his last name had the same abbreviation).

Also jokingly using the screen of a calculator as a scale for weighing metal ball bearings.