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What do you do for work? (slrpnk.net)

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know this is just a "grass is always greener" because I am horridly burned out at my current gig and it's only getting worse, but damn, I'm really sitting here on my lunch break going "Yeah, gathering fish jizz sounds a whole lot better than going back into this hellhole".

On the other hand, you probably need some marine life education to become the cuddlefish jizzmopper that I certainly lack.

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nothing to stop you from buying an aquarium and becoming a hobbyist cuttlefish jizzmopper!

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

They don't want to be a cuttlefish jizmopper. They want to be a cuddlefish jizmopper. Much cozier species.

[–] Alcatorda@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

cuddlefish

That's cute actually