[LOGIC]: No one believes you. You just implied you have no recollection of having said that, how would you remember the intention of the words said with absolute certainty but not saying the words themselves? You didn't even try.
[AUTHORITY] That doesn't matter. Reality is yours to shape as you see fit. You can shoot a random stranger in broad daylight and your credulous fans would cheer.
[VOLITION: EASY] [FAILURE] But guns sound dirty. Unsanitary, unlike the Fish Delites that are untouched by filthy human hands. Can one of my handlers shoot the stranger instead?
[ENCYCLOPEDIA: EASY] [FAILURE] Yes, they are definitely called Fish Delites. No one that works for you ever said otherwise.
Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
3rd International Volunteer Brigade (Hexbear gaming discord)
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