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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elon probably has this fantasy where he is the single best impregnator in the whole planet and females are queuing at his door to get impregnated so he can save the planet by spreading his genes. He probably also has an alien version of this where aliens come to earth for the sole purpose of asking Elon to donate some of his genetically advanced sperm by having sex with some super hot aliens.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let's not forget that time he offered to send his sperm to Mars to aid colonization efforts.

He's disgusting, and yes genuinely believes his seed 🤢 is somehow a valuable and desired commodity; that women should be literally begging and paying him to give them super genius babies.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Is the guy even all that smart? Like I realize he's probably not like genuinely stupid. But every time I've seen him talk he doesn't sound any more intelligent than a stoner cashier at Rite Aid.